1. That my aging dog is starting to cost a fortune. He seems to have a growing list of needs that require the vet's attention...like two fatty cysts that look like boobs and a canine tooth that may need extracting. In an effort to lower expenses, I asked my dog groomer neighbor to teach me how to express his anal glands.
Oh. My. God.
I'm scarred for life.
That's it. I can't get passed what I witnessed tonight to add to the list.
Pray for me.