Making my mark as the mother of three of the brighest spots on the planet. South African citizen living an American life. Wife, mother, daughter, sister, aunt and, hopefully someday, writer.
Not even a defibrillator would bring me back around.
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Yep. Thats the bastard that turned me into a quivering pile of poop. I recognize the license plate number on that thing too. Can feel its hairy legs running up my face as I type. Brrrrrrr! What was God thinking? Honestly, what service does a spider the size of a VW bug provide? A bird eating spider? Isn't that what we have friggin cats for! I am now going to spend the rest of the day feeling like things are crawling on me. Thanks Mart.....
I may have mentioned once or twice (or something like that) that I will never, EVER move again. If that came out of my hot tub, I'd be packing my shit...in garbage bags and banana boxes. Buh-bye.
Reminds me of a spider we had around at Christmas. He was plastic and green, but he could be hung in a tree and as some hapless person walked past, he would rattle down his web very noisily. Scared some folks to pink jelly.
Not even a defibrillator would bring me back around.
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Yep. Thats the bastard that turned me into a quivering pile of poop. I recognize the license plate number on that thing too. Can feel its hairy legs running up my face as I type. Brrrrrrr! What was God thinking? Honestly, what service does a spider the size of a VW bug provide? A bird eating spider? Isn't that what we have friggin cats for! I am now going to spend the rest of the day feeling like things are crawling on me. Thanks Mart.....
Did that come out of your hot tub too?
I may have mentioned once or twice (or something like that) that I will never, EVER move again. If that came out of my hot tub, I'd be packing my shit...in garbage bags and banana boxes. Buh-bye.
This is Dublin.
This is Toxic Soup.
This is Dublin on Toxic Soup.
Start packing.
I'll stick to Guiness, thanks. I may have missed it - but - how did the itty bitty little bgger get the namr Dublin?
Hope Kinny doesn't see this, she would be packing her bags too, just in case!
Just what do you Americans feed your spiders? No Swazi spider is ever half that size!
Reminds me of a spider we had around at Christmas. He was plastic and green, but he could be hung in a tree and as some hapless person walked past, he would rattle down his web very noisily. Scared some folks to pink jelly.
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